{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"The Grand Chessboard","displaytitle":"The Grand Chessboard","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1995725","titles":{"canonical":"The_Grand_Chessboard","normalized":"The Grand Chessboard","display":"The Grand Chessboard"},"pageid":6211442,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/The_Grand_Chessboard.jpg","width":202,"height":299},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/The_Grand_Chessboard.jpg","width":202,"height":299},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280781576","tid":"2c31e4cc-0262-11f0-953b-f0d73b7d3cda","timestamp":"2025-03-16T12:28:32Z","description":"1997 book by Zbigniew Brzezinski","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grand_Chessboard","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grand_Chessboard?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grand_Chessboard?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Grand_Chessboard"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grand_Chessboard","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Grand_Chessboard","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grand_Chessboard?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Grand_Chessboard"}},"extract":"The Grand Chessboard: American Primacy and Its Geostrategic Imperatives (1997) is one of the major works of Zbigniew Brzezinski. Brzezinski graduated with a PhD from Harvard University in 1953 and became Professor of American Foreign Policy at Johns Hopkins University. He was later the United States National Security Advisor from 1977 to 1981, under the administration of President Jimmy Carter.","extract_html":"
The Grand Chessboard: American Primacy and Its Geostrategic Imperatives (1997) is one of the major works of Zbigniew Brzezinski. Brzezinski graduated with a PhD from Harvard University in 1953 and became Professor of American Foreign Policy at Johns Hopkins University. He was later the United States National Security Advisor from 1977 to 1981, under the administration of President Jimmy Carter.
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{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}